Mission briefing accepted
Mission briefing accepted. Upon arrival, the package resembled something a guy in a trench coat would personally hand to you before melting into the night. I opened the package fully expecting the box itself to explode. Mission confirmed. I have been given a highly classified, "selected by MI6 themselves" super pill. Now that I have popped it, I am fairly certain that is exactly what I have received. It allows me to feel focused yet not careen down the three hourYouTube hole. I feel energized without shaking all over the place. For reference: I work 12 hour overnight shifts, 7 days in a row. By day 7 my brain cells have packed up and asked for early retirement. Deadline provides me with a constant flow of energy and helps me maintain focus even at 4 a.m. when coffee has hung up on me.
No license to thrill here. But you better believe there's a license to function.