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i picked the payout method that said instant, which turned out to mean instant for them to approve, not instant for the money to arrive... £48 took five days to show up and the cashier page still says the same thing

the games come from decent studios and the site is quick, so the build is not the problem. the problem is every published number, from the 24 hour pending window to the 30x wagering, being wrong in practice.

Megan quoted 30x, the terms page quoted 35x, and the figure that actually ran on my account was 35x across deposit and bonus together. that is more than double what the chat told me, and the log is still on there.

was on the bus with three bars of signal and the app dropped the session twice, which it does not do with anything else on my phone. the round resolved but the reels never showed it.

the account page carries no KYC status at all, so between sending 3 documents and being told it had passed there were 4 days where nothing on the site said a word about it.

Megan said 24 hours. it has been 60 of them now. the £52 cashout is still on the same screen with the same wording, and the chat now has a nine minute queue before you reach anyone at all on it.

the app promo tile still showed an offer as available three days after it had closed, and claiming it just threw an error back at me! nothing on the phone tells you an offer has ended

deposited £30, no bonus
asked chat
told the promo only applies to accounts with no bonus in the last 60 days, which describes mine. so which is it, and why not say so on the tile?

i didnt realise you have to switch the reverse withdrawal option off every single time, so £110 came back overnight and i played half of it back. why on earth is that turned on by default here?

so the cashback was meant to land every monday, landed the first monday, then nothing for three weeks, then £4 with no breakdown at all of what it was even calculated on.

the account showed £238 and the cashier would only release £200, with no explanation of where that ceiling came from. it is not in the terms, it is not on the cashier page, and chat called it a temporary limit!

the bonus page says 35x, the email said 30x and the wagering panel counted to 40x on a £25 bonus, which is £1,000 of play. none of the 3 agree and nobody will put one in writing. so which is it?

why show a game in the lobby with a big tile and a shiny new label if tapping it tells you it is not available on your account? that has happened with four titles this month alone.

the site itself is quick, no complaints there. £64 cashout requested on the 2nd, cleared on the 8th, and the only update in between came from me asking on the live chat twice

a bonus that says NO WAGERING in the subject line of the email, and then the small print gives you a 3x playthrough on the winnings before you can take them out. that is wagering, whatever they choose to call it in an email.

i put £20 in for the welcome offer and the bonus did not arrive, then found out the payment method i used is excluded from promotions. why let it through the qualifying deposit screen at all then?

right so the game froze, i refreshed, and it came back as a fresh round with the stake gone from the balance.
support said the round had been settled correctly.
settled as what, because the history is blank?

nine seconds for the lobby, four more for the game, then a spinning circle before the reels moved. by then i did not want to play, which is not what an evening in should feel like.

i thought the bonus balance was mine to withdraw once i had played through it, but there is also a cap on how much of it can convert. so £80 of it became £20 and nobody flagged that anywhere i looked

so the slots are good, the app looks nice, and then you try to take money out and it becomes a different company. 6 days on £110, a document wanted twice, and 2 chats that both ended in the same pasted paragraph.